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Either way you're saving more than buying singles and getting three full-size 2-in-1 exfoliating bars handcrafted in Brooklyn from upcycled espresso grounds sourced from Cafe Grumpy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat every bar does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNaturally exfoliates with fine espresso coffee grounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMoisturizes with an organic oil blend of coconut, olive, sunflower, and castor oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReduces puffiness and tightens pores with caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eImproves skin texture and tone with consistent use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% vegan and plastic-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your combination:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLavender x3 — stock up on your favorite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCedar \u0026amp; Bay Leaf x3 — double down on the woodsy grit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCitrus \u0026amp; Bubbles x3 — energize every morning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eVariety Pack — one of each, the most popular choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNew to 2nd Ground? The Variety option is the most popular starting point — most people who try all three end up buying for life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade plastic-free. Carbon-negative. Vegan. Handcrafted in Brooklyn, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wet skin thoroughly. Use the smooth cream side to lather and cleanse. Flip to the dark coffee ground side to exfoliate. Rinse well. Use the exfoliating side 2-3 times per week for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach bar is handmade in small batches — slight variations in color and texture are a sign of authenticity, not a defect.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2nd Ground","offers":[{"title":"Variety Pack","offer_id":59247577432145,"sku":"sku-46693132599544","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrus \u0026 Bubbles","offer_id":59247577464913,"sku":"sku-46675580649720","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender","offer_id":59247577497681,"sku":"sku-46675580682488","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf","offer_id":59247577530449,"sku":"sku-46675580715256","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/0449\/0321\/files\/variety_pack_layout.jpg?v=1774653898"},{"product_id":"double-shot-pick-any-2-upcycled-coffee-soap-bars","title":"Double Shot — Pick Any 2 Upcycled Coffee Soap Bars","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwo bars. Your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCan't commit to just one scent? Good. The Double Shot lets you mix and match any two bars from our full lineup — same scent twice if you found your favorite, or two different ones if you're still exploring. Either way, you're getting two full-size 2-in-1 exfoliating bars handcrafted in Brooklyn from upcycled espresso grounds sourced from Cafe Grumpy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat every bar does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNaturally exfoliates with fine espresso coffee grounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMoisturizes with an organic oil blend of coconut, olive, sunflower, and castor oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReduces puffiness and tightens pores with caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eImproves skin texture and tone with consistent use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% vegan and plastic-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your combo:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLavender — calm, floral, grounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCedar \u0026amp; Bay Leaf — bold, woody, earthy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCitrus \u0026amp; Bubbles — bright, energizing, fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSave more than buying two singles. A great way to stock up or share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade plastic-free. Carbon-negative. Vegan. Handcrafted in Brooklyn, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wet skin thoroughly. Use the smooth cream side to lather and cleanse. Flip to the dark coffee ground side to exfoliate. Rinse well. Use the exfoliating side 2-3 times per week for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach bar is handmade in small batches — slight variations in color and texture are a sign of authenticity, not a defect.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2nd Ground","offers":[{"title":"Lavender + Lavender","offer_id":59247577563217,"sku":"sku-46675682328824","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf + Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf","offer_id":59247577595985,"sku":"sku-46675682263288","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrus \u0026 Bubbles + Citrus \u0026 Bubbles","offer_id":59247577628753,"sku":"sku-46675682296056","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender + Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf","offer_id":59247577661521,"sku":"sku-48126232822008","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender + Citrus \u0026 Bubbles","offer_id":59247577694289,"sku":"sku-48126232854776","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf + Citrus \u0026 Bubbles","offer_id":59247577727057,"sku":"sku-48126232887544","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/0449\/0321\/files\/2_pack_hero.jpg?v=1774653898"},{"product_id":"cedar-bay-leaf-coffee-soap-2-in-1-exfoliating-bar","title":"Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf Coffee Soap — 2-in-1 Exfoliating Bar","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe bar that earns its place in your shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBold, earthy, and built to perform. 2nd Ground's Cedar \u0026amp; Bay Leaf Coffee Soap is a 2-in-1 exfoliating bar handcrafted in Brooklyn from upcycled espresso grounds sourced from Cafe Grumpy. The dark coffee ground side scrubs away dead skin while the cream side delivers a rich, moisturizing lather that leaves your skin genuinely clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNaturally exfoliates with fine espresso coffee grounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStimulates circulation and reduces puffiness with caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHydrates and nourishes with an organic oil blend of coconut, olive, sunflower, and castor oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eImproves skin texture and tone with consistent use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% vegan and plastic-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe scent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep, woody, and grounded. Cedar bark and bay leaf with the warm, roasted undertone of fresh espresso — the kind of scent that makes your bathroom smell like somewhere worth being. Complex without being overwhelming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade plastic-free. Carbon-negative. Vegan. Handcrafted in Brooklyn, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wet skin thoroughly. Use the smooth cream side to lather and cleanse. Flip to the dark coffee ground side to exfoliate. Rinse well. Use the exfoliating side 2-3 times per week for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach bar is handmade in small batches — slight variations in color and texture are a sign of authenticity, not a defect.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2nd Ground","offers":[{"title":"1 Bar","offer_id":59249082826833,"sku":"CED-1","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Pack","offer_id":59249082859601,"sku":"CED-2","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 Pack","offer_id":59249082892369,"sku":"CED-3","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/0449\/0321\/files\/cedar_with_box.jpg?v=1774653904"},{"product_id":"upcycled-coffee-soap-try-a-single-bar","title":"Upcycled Coffee Soap — Try a Single Bar","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour first step to something better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot sure where to start? Start here. The 2nd Ground single bar is your no-commitment introduction to upcycled coffee skincare — handcrafted in Brooklyn from espresso grounds sourced from Cafe Grumpy. Pick your scent, try the bar, and feel the difference yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNaturally exfoliates with fine espresso coffee grounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMoisturizes with an organic oil blend of coconut, olive, sunflower, and castor oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReduces puffiness and tightens pores with caffeine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eImproves skin texture and tone with consistent use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% vegan and plastic-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your scent:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLavender — calm, floral, grounding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCedar \u0026amp; Bay Leaf — bold, woody, earthy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCitrus \u0026amp; Bubbles — bright, energizing, fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOne bar is all it takes. Most people come back for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade plastic-free. Carbon-negative. Vegan. Handcrafted in Brooklyn, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wet skin thoroughly. Use the smooth cream side to lather and cleanse. Flip to the dark coffee ground side to exfoliate. Rinse well. Use the exfoliating side 2-3 times per week for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach bar is handmade in small batches — slight variations in color and texture are a sign of authenticity, not a defect.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2nd Ground","offers":[{"title":"Lavender","offer_id":59247577858129,"sku":"sku-46655642861816","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrus \u0026 Bubbles","offer_id":59247577890897,"sku":"sku-46655642894584","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cedar \u0026 Bay Leaf","offer_id":59247577923665,"sku":"sku-46655642927352","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/0449\/0321\/files\/ctrus_ingredients_a753a0cd-4c4d-44cf-88d5-904fc5bffb19.jpg?v=1774653904"},{"product_id":"citrus-bubbles-coffee-soap-2-in-1-exfoliating-bar","title":"Citrus \u0026 Bubbles Coffee Soap — 2-in-1 Exfoliating Bar","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWake up. 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Energizing from the first lather — it scrubs, cleanses, and sends you into your day feeling genuinely refreshed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNaturally exfoliates with fine espresso coffee grounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWakes up skin with caffeine-driven circulation boost\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCleanses deeply with an organic oil blend of coconut, olive, sunflower, and castor oils\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBrightens complexion and tightens pores over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% vegan and plastic-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe scent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bright, clean, and alive. 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